A reporter at “The Advocate” asked Anne Heche in a recent interview if her new husband might have ever dabbled in a same-sex relationship. Heche freaked (notably freaked, as opposed to the everyday freakout that is her life).

“I’m finished with this conversation, you have got to be kidding me, after everything I have given [this magazine], you are now asking me about my husband’s sexuality? This is flooring to me … This is an article about me.”

Nope, it turned out to be an article about her throwing a tantrum.

It’s the Advocate, for chrissake — of course the questions are going to be about sex — the platform the magazine is built on is sexual orientation. How is this a surprise to her, and not to me?

Oh yeah (read the title of the entry).