(I’m gonna swear here, people. Cover the children’s eyes)

Now, I try not to say much about this (and I’ve certainly had ample opportunity to restrain myself), because I know people sometimes dig this stuff, but here’s the deal — I hate talkshows, I hate the exploitation of people’s pain, and I really, really hate John Edwards.

I’m not going to say he’s a fraud. I’m not going to say he’s capitalizing on people who just want a little hope and thereby makes a shitload of money off gullibility and loss. All I’m going to say is that he’s an opportunistic, ghoulish, motherfucker.

Right. I’m gonna go hang out with my wife now.