To the guy who got here looking for old people falling down — you need to get out and go for a walk or something.

To the person searching MSN for Home Improvement — I’m sorry: I’m sorry you ended up on my page looking for viable information, and I’m sorry you think MSN Search can find a goddamned thing.

To the person looking for animals that need homes from the WTC terrorists — could you be more specific? I didn’t think so. (check out the next entry)

To the student coming in from teensearch.aol.com, apparently looking for info on the versailles hall of mirrors for a school project — dude, you should tell AOL to ban my site to teensearch. Seriously. Damn. This is NOT going to help you get your homework done. At all.