I’m trying very very hard not to know what’s going on with the whole Gary Condit thing, then people have to go and do this.

“We love God, and Gary loves God.” Yes. Because we all know that no one who professes love for the deity of their choice has ever done anything bad. Ever. Silly me. They should have cleared this whole Condit thing up with a God-Love Detector at the onset.

I don’t mean to be anti-religion — I’m not being anti-religion — I’m being anti-moron.

I’m very anti-moron.